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VexslasherDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 12:41 PM | Message # 16
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Ok here is a joke,

There was a mental institution and a patient who lived there was standing out by the gate and saw a big truck full of manure and the driver of the truck walked over to the truck, the patient asked the driver "what are you going to do with all of that manure?" the truck driver replied "I'm going to put it on my strawberries." The patient said "oh you should come here we get whipped cream on our strawberries."


 
NjagDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:01 PM | Message # 17
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What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?????

Nothing cause you already told her twice !!!!

LMAo




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Alex[STAR]Date: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:03 PM | Message # 18
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What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?????

Nothing cause you already told her twice !!!!

LMAo


Poor joke... sad


 
a_chinese_kidDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:24 PM | Message # 19
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why did the chicken cross the road?

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LittleBDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:25 PM | Message # 20
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well how would i know lol, im a guy and i got long hair too, it could be either sex, but thnx for correcting me tongue
 
a_chinese_kidDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:25 PM | Message # 21
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dont you see the boobs on the stick figure!

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and dont tell me you have boobs too so it could be either sex biggrin

 
LittleBDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 6:28 PM | Message # 22
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there arent any boobs on the stick figure ?
 
ÜberGeekDate: Thursday, 04-Aug-2011, 9:06 PM | Message # 23
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I am Über, the craziest Über ever.

FTL forever

Onwards comrades!
 
AntyoneDate: Friday, 05-Aug-2011, 8:52 AM | Message # 24
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why did the chicken cross the road?


ha-ha funny

not. wacko


 
a_chinese_kidDate: Friday, 05-Aug-2011, 9:03 AM | Message # 25
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why did anty poop cause flames mouth was open
 
LittleBDate: Friday, 05-Aug-2011, 9:04 AM | Message # 26
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ill kick one

So there were 3 kids at a zoo, they was causing problems so the officer came to them
The officer asked the first kid,''Whats ur name and what did u do?'' the kid answered, ''My names john and i threw peanut at the elephant''.
The officer asked the 2nd kid, ##Whats ur name and what did u do?## Kid answered '' My names Jake and i threw peanut at the elephant''.
The 3rd kid was all beat up, the officer asked ''Whats ur name and what happened to u?''

The kid answered quitly, painfuly,and slowly ''My name, is peanut


zing wacko
 
NjagDate: Friday, 05-Aug-2011, 8:46 PM | Message # 27
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Poor joke

get beat much.

It's a funny joke I can get a laugh outta anyone when I tell it to them.

T b h do you have issues that yuo need to talk about. If so just let me know ( ohh and btw I never hit a women in my life) ........ that didn't have it coming........




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ÜberGeekDate: Saturday, 06-Aug-2011, 9:09 AM | Message # 28
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I am Über, the craziest Über ever.

FTL forever

Onwards comrades!
 
2DaYuDiEDate: Monday, 08-Aug-2011, 10:42 AM | Message # 29
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ÜberGeekDate: Wednesday, 10-Aug-2011, 12:01 PM | Message # 30
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I am Über, the craziest Über ever.

FTL forever

Onwards comrades!
 
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