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The Jokes and Riddles Thread
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| Legal_life | Date: Monday, 27-Feb-2012, 0:45 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Okay first few jokes
1)How do you make holy water?
2)Why is santas sac so big?
3)A guy has to pick between 3 girls, giving them each100 dollars, the first one spends it on him saying thAt she wants him to look good, the second buys it on herself saying she wants to look good in front of him, the third one invests it and makes another 100 and gives it back to the man saying they should spilt it when theyre together?
Which girl does he pick? And why?
POST YOUR ANSWERS POST YOUR JOKES
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| Cheesy-Gordia | Date: Monday, 27-Feb-2012, 0:47 AM | Message # 2 |
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| Quote (Legal_life) How do you make holy water?
F*ck yooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stealing my unoriginal shitty jokes...
I hate this n***a actin like jesus - SOUNDWAVES
You don't are pro - Adam_CZ
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| ÜberGeek | Date: Monday, 27-Feb-2012, 0:48 AM | Message # 3 |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road?
I am Über, the craziest Über ever.
FTL forever
Onwards comrades!
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| RosarioVampireZ | Date: Monday, 27-Feb-2012, 0:52 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Quote (Legal_life) )A guy has to pick between 3 girls, giving them each100 dollars, the first one spends it on him saying thAt she wants him to look good, the second buys it on herself saying she wants to look good in front of him, the third one invests it and makes another 100 and gives it back to the man saying they should spilt it when theyre together?
The most abused riddle in the world.
Seriously, who marries over a hundred dollars anyway?
I wouldnt even date him if all i get is fifty in my life.
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| Legal_life | Date: Monday, 27-Feb-2012, 9:24 PM | Message # 5 |
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| 1) boil the hell out of it
2)cause santa cums only once a year
3) the one with the biggest tits
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| Alex[STAR] | Date: Tuesday, 28-Feb-2012, 11:27 AM | Message # 6 |
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| Quote (Legal_life) cause santa cums only once a year
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| Psychopath | Date: Tuesday, 28-Feb-2012, 1:13 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Quote (Legal_life) the one with the biggest tits
hhahahahahahaha
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| Vexslasher | Date: Tuesday, 28-Feb-2012, 7:33 PM | Message # 8 |
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| 1)How do you make holy water? hmm flush the toilet
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