EDIT: dont read the story, it was sort of a script, just open the spoiler and look at the pix along with a brief explanation of what is happening
so basically, we were making jokes about something and ended coming up with a "story" it all started with my comment on an aussie pal and then developed into a story. this was then going to be made into a film and given to me and another person for christmas, since the previous year we got fked over on secret santa exchange.
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wtfux. this was what was in the notepad file. Oh well, enjoy if you wants read. Will link the few vids I got if you guys want them. LULULUL I RUINED DA VIDJAS/MOOBEY.
The Plot: dude, akari didnt film the dead kangaroos, wat makes u think he'll film an entire, and may i add EPIC, trip to ztupio;'s place? he would have to cross the dangerous sintgray infested oceans - this in itself is a plot for an incredible movie, more awesome than 300 fucking gladiator and more mind fucking than inception molesting 6th sense
Alright. We got Akari as main actor. Crap and Palamoon do epic battle for a combinational rapesauce sound track.
Brick slips in every now and then as the black Kraken that rapes Akari several times throughout the ocean trip.
Billy is the lumberjack who is able to build Tom's raft.
Dolphin, Whale, Wabbaly the Wallaby, and Rai the StingRai would of course make epic appearances as their names depict their creatures/roles.
essence's head would be a giant boulder that Tom would have to push off a cliff somewhere for some magnificent trap that ruins the Asian's plans to meet up with Steph in uk.
Steph has masturbation scene out of depression and tries to rape Tom, but Tom refuses for the sake of Camelot de Ztupid0!
Since Tom is still unaware of Ztupid0's location (or the director is I guess at this point), Tom makes a trip throughout the lands of America stumbling upon numerous other members of the wPge cast.
... to be continued!
He's Finnish btw, this shit make for an interesting twist.
holy f#@$ dude, i was gonna hame wallaby assisting akari on getting off of australia and kossu helping out, didnt think of rai as a stingrai(nice btw), but it can work, he can be a stingray and on his tail have the british flag or sumthin? with crack eyes ofcourse(tahts how he is able to escape him) but brown gets busted by brick(cop = gay rape scene).
The REAL Plot:
The end of the 2011 year is rolling around and Tom, better known as Akari, was browsing the quiet little community website of wPge. While browsing, the thought of getting Sal G a gift for Xmas since last year's Secret Santa failed to ship through to him got brought up... When this thread came about, nobody could leave out Tom sending Erik nothing, and so thus a great plot brewed inside Tom's mind. He would not destroy wPge like he had let SYI fall, but rather he would triumph and show the world that he had not meant for his gift to never show up on Erik's doorstep. Tom knew that the only way to make up for the year late (and counting) Secret Santa gift was to embark on a journey. No, not just a journey through the dungeons and challenges presented in front of his computer screen, but one that had to be done with his own sweat and blood. The only way would be making sure that THIS gift was hand-delivered, as it was so valuable that he wouldn't trust it in anyone else's hands but his own.
After taking all his finals early, Tom had not really devised a plan, but this was okay. He had a hand full of dollars and his backpack. This was all he needed for the adventure that awaited him. Leaving his house and beginning to hike towards the northern coast of Australia, Tom was thinking about how he should find transportation across the boundless ocean. As he distance to the shore grew shorter and shorter, he noticed what appeared to be a slowly forming chaotic area. With the coast in sight, he saw a young lad on top of a telephone poll attempting to be a so called electrician. While yelling for help, the transformer exploded and the man fell down to the ground. Tom rushed over to help out, but the man appeared to be fine. He said his name was Matt PGL - PGL was just a title. As Tom went to help him up, their hands couldn't connect - Tom's hand slid right through Matt's. Matt suddenly started bouncing around and eventually cried out a loud scream. As the whimpering quieted, Tom could only recognize what appeared to be a kangaroo that still sounded like Matt. Matt said the only way to be saved was granting someone a wish.
Tom asked for transportation across the sea. The kangaroo promised he would leap in the direction that he pointed in and that he would be taken all the way to the nearest land. So Tom, not quite sure where Finland was, spun in circles and pointed. Matt stuffed Tom into his pouch and LEAPED a magnificent leap. This leap though, was not in the direction he had intended. He awoke on a coast where everyone had bleach blonde hair, stupid tans, and surfed. The air had a stench of skunk lingering about. As he stumbled around to someone who could speak, he ran across a man by the name of Hoedy. Hoedy always seemed to be on the lookout for young people, but decided Tom could be a good cover-up to be around day cares. Since most of the day cares that Tom and Hoedy walked around that day was closed (since it was a Saturday), Hoedy had nothing better to do but help Tom on his adventure. Although Hoedy thought Tom was just a bum that invented a ludicrous story, he decided he would give him some money to get him closer to the Atlantic Ocean so he could find a ship that would take him closer to Finland.
Tom hitchhiked, slept, and adventured for days across the continental US not quite sure of where he was going besides "EAST". Eventually he got dumped off in the state of Texas. Wandering through what appeared to be the land of Mexicans. Finally he found a white man with a scruff who would only respond to the codename Stuff. He was on his way to Houston and wouldn't mind the company since he was growing tired of the Christian Rock that had been the only noise made inside his car for the past few years. Since it was morning when they left, they made a stop near the capital of the state by UT to dine. Stuff said his name was Jeremiah asked what appeared to be a UT student of a local place nearby that was good. The student mentioned he was on his way to Kerby's Lane Cafe, a favorite amongst UT students. Jeremiah thanked him for the advice and invited "Frozen" to tag along if he cared for a lift. Frozen hopped in and guided them throughout Austin for their pitstop. After leaving Frozen, Jeremiah and Tom sped down 290 as Jeremiah was in a hurry. Tom thanked Jeremiah for the lift and began hitchiking again.
Tom, completely exhausted and near the point of collapsing, had yet to escape Houston's metropolitan. Delirious and out of food, he stumbled into Walmart. He tried flirting with the person working the check out as he bought some water. The check out person's tag read "King." Tom thought it was some work day joke as the long hair clearly gave away that King was a female, who should have been "Queen." King, blitzed out of the mind and quite lonely, told Tom to stick around and that he'd have a place to sleep. After King got off of work and found Tom, they went back to King's home. King's family started cracking jokes about King's new butt buddy of the night - Tom unaware that King was in fact a man. King just shrugged it off and led Tom to his room where he could crash out for the night. Awaking in the middle of the night, TOm realized King was actually a dude! He fled the house as quickly as possible and hitchhiked all the way to the east coast where he thought he could finally find a boat to Europe.
Before the boat voyage, Tom figured he'd go out to a club and enjoy it before the long trip on the boat began. He got a ride to Miami and went club hopping. Tom started to believe that he was seeing the same guy at most of the clubs he was at. After confronting him, Tom found out that the man went to clubs and shows all the time, rarely staying at one place for the night. Sal invited Tom to come to this next club he was about to hit that was promoting #BaseBoyz. As they showed up to the #BaseBoyz promotion area, Sal was walking straight for the VIP section. Tom and Sal got to meet with Palamoon and Dr. Dre themselves! Tom didn't give two f@#$, but thought it was awesome anyways. Palamoon couldn't stop grinding on Dr. Dre, nor could he keep his clothes on, so Sal and Tom bailed from the VIP area to enjoy the rest of the club. After nearly blacking out and being kicked out by the bouncers Lemon and Lime, they awoke in a yard.
Tom came to the conclusion that he was sleeping in the yard because he tripped over some sort of wire laid around the property. As he woke up he went to knock on the door where he was introduced to Splice. Splice had apologized for the trap wires, but explained to Sal and Tom that he was stuck on house arrest. Tom, honestly not interested and eagerly waiting to get out of Florida, told Sal he had to get to the docks ASAP to leave the US. Sal, being dumbfounded and nosy, asked about why Tom was in such a rush. After explaining his story, Sal was instantly hooked! So instead of taking Tom to the docks and dropping him off, Sal said he'd take him to a guy he knew would get him across the Atlantic with absolutely no cost. With the joy that flooded over Tom's face, they quickly left Splice home alone forever again.
Once again, Tom sped off again - with Sal instead of Jeremiah this time. Tom always thought he was going fast but looking at the spedometer he found the number to be too low. Sal had to explain quantum physics to him just to say "we use miles here, not kilometers you silly Aussie" but Tom was asleep by then. KAKAKAKAA! Tom woke suddenly with the sound of the rim grinding against the asphalt and the earthquake inside the car. They got out to look for a spare, but couldn't find one in Sal's car. Tom now questioning where the hell they were, soon found out Sal has basically kidnapped him. They were forever away from Florida and now almost in Canada. They caught a ride into the nearest town, where Tom found out they were now in Michigan.
While roaming through the town, they looked inside a window and could have sworn there was just a giant boulder inside this room. As Tom got closer to the window, he found it to be sitting on top of a human body with some blonde hairs spouting out of the top. Seeing this strangely arranged man who appeared to be a very young kid consuming what looked like Hydro or some other prescription drugs. Such a young, drugged up person couldn't be harmful, so Tom began knocking on the window. Rusty paranoid as could be started throwing things around and scattering across the room. Eventually he looked out the window to find Tom and Sal sitting outside. He let them inside as long as they didn't rat him out. Rusty introduced them to his "friend" Bard that neither Tom nor Sal could actually physically see. Rusty explained to them how Bard always worked in a lab, dealing with filthy niggers that were always causing mayhem. They assumed Bard was just appearing due to Rusty's drug abuse, but he claimed that Bard was a real person.. Rusty in the end was of no significant help to Tom and his adventure, but pointed them in the direction of some friends he knew just a state over that could help them finish the journey to Canada.
Now in the state of Wisconsin, they were on the lookout for the "J Mann." Sal instantly suggested bar hopping to find this mystery man. Becoming almost instantly drunk, Sal believed that anyone and everyone was J Mann while Tom kept some sense of soberness to him. Eventually they stumbled into a guy who actually claimed to be J Mann. Tom asked some weird ass questions, such as "WHO HAS THE GIANT BALLOON FOR A HEAD?" Surely only J Mann would know the answer is Rusty. J Mann said the only way he'd help them out is if they got his brother to shut the fuck up, so they agreed to help him out. On returning to J Mann's house they found his brother to call himself Alex and was completely fascinated with Godzilla. Alex had stolen J Mann's keys and would not return them until he had cracked the puzzle. Tom thought of something ingenious to distract the Alex. He pulled out a Godzilla figure from his handy dandy backpack and threatened to destroy it. Alex was almost in tears as Sal snagged the keys to J Mann's cars.
J Mann let Sal and Tom borrow the car for the trip to Canada as long as they brought it back relatively soon. So they hopped in the car with their dream and the Dr. Dre song came on featuring Palamoon. Speeding off they finally ended up crossing the border and in Edmonton in the province of Alberta. There Sal prepared Tom for the mystery that awaited him. They were to arrive at a cardboard box, but not one to be so easily fooled by. As they approached this box and tried lifting it to find who Sal had deemed Billy under it, there was nothing to be found. As they set the box back down, upside right, a door appeared out of nowhere that led them inside an invisible house. Here, they found the one named Billy. He was obviously a lumberjack. After introducing themselves and learning a bit more about each other, Tom couldn't figure out why or how Billy would be living in a cloaked house.
Billy agreed though, after hearing Tom's story, to get him safely across the Atlantic free of charge. All he asked for was a trip back to the east coast - Halifax to be specific. Just wanting to be done with this insane trip, Tom didn't care what it took now. He had put so much effort into the journey thus far, he might as well make sure it finally happens. Taking J Mann's car they drove and drove. Billy said they had to go back through the states since Canada was completely covered in forests and snow. Sal and Tom had no issues with that and along the journey decided to pass Michigan. They would return J Mann's car another day. Upon getting gas in Pennsylvania, they ran into a man named James buying beer. Tom thought this might be Rusty's brother or cousin. James had a huge head too! But he actually looked like he was of age to buy alcohol, and in fact looked nothing like Rusty other than the large bubbles attached to their necks. Before parting ways, Sal had to consume and smoke with a balloon head since it was on his bucket list for this trip. As they got in the car Tom asked Sal if he agreed that James's big head and small arms made him almost appear as a T-Rex; all Sal did was agree and laugh about it. Then they left the parking lot and ventured forth to Halifax.
Upon yet another break along the drive for food, they had stopped in the city of Boston. A Wendy's would hit the spot before the road, but it did not hit the right spot for Billy. His stomach was infuriated with his choice of meal and wanted to show it's revenge instantly! Both the Women's and Men's restrooms were closed because someone had broken the toilets a few days beforehand, Billy was in a tight situation. He didn't think he'd be able to make it much more than a couple of blocks before exploding. While freaking out, they saw someone in a shirt saying "Berklee - Palamoon Productions". They knew this meant he was probably a part of the #BaseBoyz team and would help them out if they knew Palamoon. Upon asking the man for help, he agreed since he lived a few buildings down the street. While Billy was in the bathroom, Jake couldn't help but show off some of his own music that he was hoping would put himself above Palamoon Productions. Jake did not know, however, that Billy was going to overflow the toilet and leave a horrendous odor behind.
Quickly leaving the apartment that Billy had basically destroyed, the trio took off. Tom had no time to stick around and clean up! It was closing in on Christmas and he did not want to disappoint Erik once again. Arriving in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Tom finally felt like progress was being made. Sal was broke as could be by this point and ready to get back to Florida where he didn't get frostbite. Billy -- well Billy was finally home. Before sending Tom and Sal off, he decided he'd make them a special treat. Billy went next door because he had heard that his neighbors Mark Snellman and Aaron had some fresh moose meat. Aaron insisted he tried snake instead and Tom could tell why - Aaron had pictures of snakes all around the house. Billy wanted to make his company some bacon cheese mooseburgers before they took off as a sign of his gratitude for the free trip back home. After making the wondrous food for the others, he began working on his promise to Tom. Sal had taken off and made a special shout out to the bacon cheese mooseburger that Billy made for him.
After days Tom couldn't wait anymore and had to see what Billy was working on. Billy's expertise lumberjack and woodwork skills had created the PERFECT vessel to sail across the ocean blue. A petty raft at best to some, but Tom saw the potential in this. He believed, and as he had learned that was all he needed to achieve! Taking it out to the shore and seeing that it actually floated, Tom packed his back pack full of goods and said his goodbyes to Lumberjack Billy. The raft floated for days on end. Tom, nearly freezing to death and no idea how he was going to end up where he wanted to go without a giant sail was becoming depressed. He nearly accepted death a couple of times and just didn't eat, but the constant reminder of a broken hearted Erik kept him going! He knew that he had to deliver the gift, even if it was with his last breath.
Nearly out of food, Tom began to worry even more his impending doom. Waking up one morning he couldn't help but notice what appeared to be two red balls floating in the ocean. As he reached down to grab them, the object jolted across to the other side of the raft. Looking off either side, TOm couldn't ever get a hold of the red balls in the ocean and eventually gave up. The red balls floated to the surface and were actually the cracked out eyes of a StingRai. Not quite sure how a StingRai could be cracked out, but Tom figured it was him hallucinating from being so alone as of late. The StingRai was jumping in and out of the ocean as if it was a dolphin. The weirdest part of the crack eyed StingRai was that it's tail somehow had a British flag hanging off it. The StingRai appeared as if it wanted to talk, but Tom couldn't understand British StingRai so it just grabbed onto the flag and let the StingRai go where it wanted.
Landing in the UK, Tom decided to tear off the British flag from the StingRai and keep it as a souvenir. Waving around this newly found flag, he encountered a drunken Englishman by the name of Demigod. Rambling about nothings, Tom was actually entertained by Demigod. Sirens approached the two conversers and stopped right by them. The cop jumped out screaming random garbage at the two! He had been looking for Demigod since he's had numerous DUIs in the past month. The cop also accused Tom of being a petty thief, but Tom fought and refused. Brick, the officer, gave Tom an ultimatum; he could either go in for questioning with Demi or if he filmed Brick seducing and feeling up Demi as he was handcuffed then he would let him go after he finished filming. Tom immediately took the second offer, afraid that if he didn't he too would be getting molested.
After the police offer dropped Tom off, he had no idea where he was. Walking up to the nearest house and knocking on the door, he found a young man answer the door who invited him in as he was about to start another round of Starcraft 2. The man introduced himself as Rai. Upon hearing this, Tom immediately had to show him the flag he had as a souvenir he had gotten from the StingRai. Upon seeing this flag, Rai became furious and enraged. He lashed out and started chanting something like an unholy demonic curse. Somewhere in there Tom could see the crack eyes that belonged to the StingRai and couldn't believe the resemblance! Sal kicked in the door screaming, "ANIMORPHS!!!" and leaving immediately. Tom, bewildered by what was happening, threw the flag at Rai. Rai calmed down and returned to his calmer self. After conversing with Rai a bit more, Tom noticed the family photos around and couldn't help but ask about Rai's attractive sister. Rai muttered under his breath something about a slut. Tom had to find out more.
Before Tom left the house to continue his journey, he barged into what was the sister's room. Upon entering, Tom found a girl showing off her body with the web cam to her computer running. Tom asked "Are you Rai's sister?" She replied "No. He doesn't even know I live in here." Tom, completely in shock couldn't help but approach her. He began pondering if he should fondle the girl even though it was all being recorded, but before he could even finish contemplating it she claimed that she had an Asian boyfriend from the states. She told him to get out, that she was working, and that he should probably leave the house too. Tom, hurrying out of house so he doesn't have to deal with a crazed man or woman anymore, found a boat to take him across the North Sea so he may finally find Erik. Tom was so glad to be away from the crazy Brits and on a sea that wasn't nearly as large as the Atlantic. Numerous times throughout the trip, the captain of the boat would shout at people "Hi, I'm dtiss!" Even when the boat landed and Tom thought he was finally at his destination, the captain parted ways with him at "Hi, I'm dtiss."
And then Zol and Ecko got raped by a pack of niggers. Maybe it was the same niggers that Bard dealt with. Bard would have been able to easily identify the alpha nigger as Trogdor. ----- ^ This needs to be stated specifically at the start of this scene, then continue on with what is below. ----- Now roaming the lands, Tom finally stumbled upon the address of Erik's place. Knocking on the door he expected a well dressed man to be waiting for a gift, but instead there was a half naked, balding man with lipstick on. Tom asked for Erik, but the man, Shorline, claimed that the only people living there was himself and his partner, Epix. Tom kept proclaiming that this is where Erik lived, but the two men living there couldn't think of anything. Eventually, Epix remembered an Erik that lived in Finland from a dating site, but was unsure how this Australian would know him. After telling Tom that he vaguely knows this Erik, Tom jumped with joy. He asked how to get there and the men explained he would have to go across to Finland. Tom wasn't sure what they meant since they were in Finland, but he soon found out that he was in Sweden. They told him of a man that goes by Teh S that would be making a trip to Finland in the morning, and offered him a place to stay for the night.
At the crack of dawn, Teh S swung by and picked up Tom for the roadtrip to Finland. Teh S forced Tom to drive as he had to catch up on the latest episodes that came out for the 37 different animes he was watching concurrently. Tom, tired of driving asked if they could switch and he'd explain the anime shows to Teh S. Teh S agreed, but only if Tom would give him play-by-plays of the animes. Tom, growing more tired by the hour and bored of the animes, dozed off into dreamland. When he woke up the car was swerving side to side as the driver was paying more attention to anime than the actual road. Tom, desperate to escape the oncoming crash asked to be let out immediately. On getting out of the car, Tom recognized the city by the pictures Erik had shown him before. Tom was finally here. Now all he had to do was find Erik's home. Tom trekked and trekked around the town looking for Erik's house until he stumbled upon the correct street. And with that, he knocked on the door...
Added (2012-07-13, 5:13 PM) --------------------------------------------- so project fell through cause of 2 fish not wanting to work on theirs so every1 else gave up
today, a friend decided to put his version up
"I did it all in photoshop, I'll try to remember the storyline
Akrai goes to wal mart
finds king in walmart when buying wattr
king offers akari his house to stay at
king hous
king friend and family lolling because he brought a guy home
kang telling kari where to slepp
king breathing heavily over akari while akari sleeping
