| XXkillerbeansXX | Date: Wednesday, 17-Oct-2012, 7:08 PM | Message # 1 |
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| these are hilarious real laws.
32. In Michigan, all bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Oh, finally a place for those people who like to wear those "Female Body Inspector" t-shirts to go.
18. In Florida, you may not fart in a public place after 6 PM. Metaphysicists are exempt, since "they don't know what time is," and think that "we created time" and "my fart is an extenuation of my soul," etc
17. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. Keep that stuff in Illinois. Wisconsin is CLASSY
11. In Connecticut, in order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. And eating a pickle that has been bounced off the floor is completely acceptable and hygienic and mmm mmmm good.
9. In Washington, the harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. This one's for you, paparazzi. Let they stomp around in peace
7. In Texas, obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. We all know what this means. Guess they can't use the word "fart" in their constitution.
1. In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Exposed man shoulders? Gasp! Bottomless would be preferred!
2. In Wyoming, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. They hate being photographed without a tan.
3. In Texas, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. You may ONLY remember it.
4. In Wisconsin, butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
5. In Wisconsin, margarine was illegal at one time.
6. In Wisconsin, margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer. Dear Wisconsin law makers, WHAT? Can we tackle larger issues, please? Aren't there any robbers, urinators, or man shoulders you should be outlawing?
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| slayer666 | Date: Thursday, 18-Oct-2012, 2:08 PM | Message # 2 |
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| LOL thats real Crazy Sh....%$#
You don't stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing :)
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| Ticklemonster | Date: Friday, 19-Oct-2012, 3:26 AM | Message # 3 |
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| Im not from america but i hear that there is a law inside a state where there is no mass areas of water where it is illegal to kill whales.... I cant remember which state it was.
#CHFbecamedsucks
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| lspiderl | Date: Friday, 19-Oct-2012, 1:59 PM | Message # 4 |
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| this reminds me of an old thread we should recreate .... ill do that now
http://chf.ucoz.com/forum/26-2683-1#47308
I suffer from a condition called dislexix disgraphia so please parden my spelling and typographical errors
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| ic3dt3a | Date: Friday, 19-Oct-2012, 3:49 PM | Message # 5 |
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| ^^thread hi- jacking
http://chf.ucoz.com/forum/71-3499-61942-16-1396993348
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