I want you to all die. I want to cut off your legs, starting with chopping off your pinky toe with a dull knife, then cutting off more 1 mm at a time, until I get to your crotch, then I do the other legs, and stick just your penis in a fire. Then I do the same thing whit your arm, and when I get to your torso, I will beat it with a baseball bat. After all of your bones are broken, I will let the fire slowly go up your body, until you are completely burned, but not dead yet. Then I will slowly bend your neck back until it breaks. You still aren't dead yet. I put out the fire and throw you in a dungeon and have you starve to death.
Jk