Alright so I'm tired of noobs talking shit when they beat me in a 3v1, so I'm making this thread. I'm TaylorSwift on US East looking for two teammates to run games of CHF with me. I have a few alts, my main one is SPEECHLESS.
Rules: You can't be on my team if you have autism, down syndrome, parkinsons, or any related mental disability. Sorry tards. You must share units, give me gold when I ask you to no matter what the circumstances are, and know how to team focus. You must have played at least 100+ games of CHF, be experienced/know wtf you're doing. don't waste my time. If you're on my shitlist, I won't even consider playing with you. #1 Rule is NO TALKING SHIT ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT (feel free to discuss sexual fantasies that pertain to her though).
Why you should team with me: I'm #1 at this game, hands down. No one is better than me. I'm a competitive weightlifter (powerlifting) and this gives me an insane work ethic to get better and a never-say-die attitude. I have Ventrilo, and a Ventrilo server, and a mic so we can voice chat. I don't know if you people use that program, but it will make your communication and teamwork better. plus i fucking hate typing (hence the name "SPEECHLESS.") Also i have a webcam if we start raping a lot of people and get a lil frisky if you know what im sayin huh huh YEAH YOU KNOW NIGGA ;) I talk a lot of shit and tell funny jokes, thus making people QQ Alt-F4 constantly. I was ranked top 25 on ladder back in the mid/late 2000s (you know, back when people actually played this game), easily considered a top ladder player. Insane micro/macro/positioning skill. I play probably at least 5 hours a week, time varies since I travel a lot (business/weightlifting events and stuff) I'm not a virgin. Nor am I gay contrary to popular opinion.
Post in this thread or message me if you wanna run games with me (account name: TaylorSwift). Peace
Message edited by T-Swizzle - Sunday, 15-Apr-2012, 12:42 PM
I'm #1 at this game, hands down. No one is better than me.
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I play probably at least 5 hours a week, time varies since I travel a lot
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I'm tired of noobs talking shit when they beat me in a 3v1
Okay..first of all Some ppl played this since the beginning for like what? 5-7 hrs a day? Second... There are korean blood like sound here who u shitlisted Third... If ur pro, u shouldnt lose 3v1. Cause I rarely lose 3v1 and ur the
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King of CHF. God of Ladder.
In Summary: U have alot to learn. Get a fking life and stop with the shitlisting unless u want to be with dragon.warrior
Message edited by RosarioVampireZ - Sunday, 15-Apr-2012, 11:16 AM
Okay..first of all Some ppl played this since the beginning for like what? 5-7 hrs a day?
It doesn't matter how much you play. It's about how much you learn when your playing. Most people just log on and fuck around for a few hours and log off, not improving their skill in any way. If you use your time effectively, learn from your mistakes and innovate new strategies and tactics, one day you can be pro like me kid.
PS Rosario, stop messaging me on Warcraft. I'm never going to run games with you because you are a fanboy d***rider
Message edited by T-Swizzle - Sunday, 15-Apr-2012, 1:05 PM
hello swizzle looks on my computer and I currently are yeferzon so in others and our third member data provides FTL Ryuken not to be in his life and we are looking for one that is official and of course can play and how you speak it shows that you know, so that's why we communicate x the bot or add me to face and talk roystom to look good ^ ^ psd: If you want to replay to see how we play the way you play but lately entered alone and is a bit hard to win but you do what you can bye ^.*
Message edited by [-FTL-]RoyStoM - Sunday, 15-Apr-2012, 1:30 PM
I'm never going to run games with you because you are a fanboy d***rider
i wanna see ur skills. U seem to talk sh3t about everyone in clan so I wanted to see how good you were
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I was ranked top 25 on ladder back in the mid/late 2000s (you know, back when people actually played this game), easily considered a top ladder player. Insane micro/macro/positioning skill.
KK, join some korean private servers. Not USA EAST. USA EAST is pathetic compared to any other servers. Korean Private Server > Asian Server > Europe Server > ALL others
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It doesn't matter how much you play. It's about how much you learn when your playing.
I played so much I can find glitches before testing them.
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If you use your time effectively, learn from your mistakes and innovate new strategies and tactics, one day you can be pro like me kid.
I already literally mastered all builds. Nothing creative about CHF footies. If you wanna win, there is something called gay strat which i could do
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I'm tired of noobs talking shit when they beat me in a 3v1, so I'm making this thread.
So u seem to lose 3v1 alot? I still get respect from new people since I usually beat them in 3v1. Maybe u need to use ur time effectively.
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I'm #1 at this game, hands down. No one is better than me.
GJ and Have Fun. Cause I think your crazier than dragon.warrior
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add me to face and talk roystom to look good ^ ^
Ah...so this is his skill level. Similar to roystorm KK
------ And seriously, catch a game with me, I dont even know who u are. Half the time, I dont concentrate on game because im studying. Just tell me through whisper when you wanna play with me so I dont have to be afk
Stfu I like t-swift wanna know why I want someone I can talk about my sexual fantasies adventures dreams scenarios etc. especially with my Tay Tay
Now let's get down to business,
I have well over 1000 games I have personally beat the campaign multiple times I have beat Skyrim in nightmare mode I have personally slain 78 dragons. I have personally earned over 800 win codes and counting I have personally caught them all Need I say more? No but I will because I'm an overachiever I have personally over 100000 unit kills and 25000 hero kills I have spent well over 9 days on this game I have a 5.0 gpa I have been to the depths of mordor and back I have seen things what most have not seen(pornhub) I have personally fused flame into what I call shrey shrevista I have over 10 blizzard games and expansion packs I have only used whosyourdaddy in 10 games I believe greedisgood I can out fight and battle brucelee on steroids I have bested chuck Norris in poke battles duels and fights I have mastered both the light and dark arts I can use the force for good and evil I'm a pornstar I'm even a porn star in hentai
What's my greatest strengths? My beauty My body My form My stature My focus My intelligence My skills My ability to intimidate My charm my wit
What are my weaknesses
I constantly best my foes and allies I work to hard I choose my odds of success 100/0 I cannot lose Im an overachiever I go 110% I am null of mortal like weaknesses
I'm full of surprises even after they've been spoiled
Any extra information can be found at my web viral resume My mortal resúme
Message edited by a_chinese_kid - Sunday, 15-Apr-2012, 6:53 PM
Added (2012-04-15, 8:50 PM) --------------------------------------------- Quote (RosarioVampireZ) Ah...so this is his skill level. Similar to roystorm KK
?? can be expected to speak well, if you never play the fucking life ok disgust, psd: the mentally retarded plz do not comment back please
So ur saying U suck? LOL. I ONLY SAID HES AS GOOD AS U lol
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