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Arctty | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 2:58 PM | Message # 1 |
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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Just a few Gems from my new favorite website, found this via stumbling.Added (2011-07-11, 3:58 PM) --------------------------------------------- Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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Njag | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 3:59 PM | Message # 2 |
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I make custom sigs for free / if you are a friend. Gimme a shoutout and i 'll hook you up.
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Master-Hero | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 4:13 PM | Message # 3 |
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| Quote (Arctty) Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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Bond009 | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 6:01 PM | Message # 4 |
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| funny/horrible stuff.. but you just recently came across this site..? im sure your kidding.. its been around for years...
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LadyInYellow | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 6:07 PM | Message # 5 |
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| So funny fk my life lol
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Arctty | Date: Monday, 11-Jul-2011, 6:20 PM | Message # 6 |
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| Quote (Bond009) funny/horrible stuff.. but you just recently came across this site..? im sure your kidding.. its been around for years...
yeah i stumbled it today. Sorry my nerd status isn't up to par... jeez.
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Antyone | Date: Tuesday, 12-Jul-2011, 0:02 AM | Message # 7 |
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| first time i see this site as well
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LittleB | Date: Tuesday, 12-Jul-2011, 11:42 AM | Message # 8 |
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| lmfao it has 1000+ pages and lmfao so funny things thnx for sharing it arctites
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ItSoVeR9000 | Date: Tuesday, 12-Jul-2011, 12:06 PM | Message # 9 |
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| I used to be on this site for houuurrrrs and then some I love it
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