| TalkIsCheap86 | Date: Sunday, 12-Feb-2012, 7:24 PM | Message # 31 |
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| In a dark ghetto apartment a little north of the border sat an 18 year old gamer, He wasnt down with RPGs becuz he wasnt a flamer, but 1 of his best buds tried to teach him warcraft ladder, he tried and lost so he just became madder, with time and practice he became an addicted pro gamer, so he went to less parties and started to get lamer, after a couple of years of this regular game he decided to try customs 5.4 was to blame, he owned instantly after learning the map, so next thing friday nights in his cpu chair he sat, sooner or later Bond put out custom hero, after 1 game he knew his life would amount to zero  So joint in his mouth he rolls up his sleeves, pwns pubs asses with blizzard tears they ass up with cleave, realizes he hasnt lost a game since he started tried new builds most thought were retarded but non the less won and thats how he got started. After a few weeks someone finally beat him, his name was david palmer so he had to meet him, next thing he's invited to join HPMM and thats where his chf legacy started to begin, with good allies on his team he was a force to be reckond with, one hand on a mouse another hand on her clit gettin head under his desk if she spits then thats it. its pretty bad when u have sex and hop back up on the game, with the girl layin butt naked on ur bed in an aura of shame.  blowin his load then kicks her out after, got no time for a hug gotta kill this blademaster. Eventually after pwning in everyway possible, got kids smashing they heads on they keyboard endin up in the hospital, I decide to get back on with my life, play a couple times a month just to try and be nice, i come back to a new generation of footers clans popping up everywhere like 1st person shooters, skill recognize skill so i become an HPMM shaman, start adding peeps like Vexslasher, isis, HM, and Fallen, the clans at a peak level not a clan to be fucked with, if you see hpmm in ur game u better duck quick, i've seen the best come and go and also some of the worse, silent killa's false ego, njaguars false porche. But i gotta pay homage, Palmers inhouse pwnage, the nums teamwork ownage, GeeDubs and Tang's late night stonage.  Me Arc and Over playin all night til we sober, me and Bond - late game - please believe us! 4 altars and 5 penguins later comes a ring of jeebus! haha Me and Vex rarely lost, team nyquil all boss, me and Betty-Blue always won no lie, but i still dont know if hes a she or a guy. I love HPMM but it just doesnt feel right, we used to sit in lobby and chat for an hour after a 2 hour fight, crackin jokes at each other for the rest of the night. But non the less its the first and last clan ill be in, I love all you guys like when Im drunk and I'm peeing :P
Dont hate the player - Hate the game
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| slayer666 | Date: Monday, 13-Feb-2012, 1:18 AM | Message # 32 |
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| Quote (TalkIsCheap86) I love all you guys like when Im drunk and I'm peeing :P
nice story man!! thanks for sharing !! keep it real ...and dont give up !!
You don't stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing :)
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| Vexslasher | Date: Monday, 13-Feb-2012, 2:50 AM | Message # 33 |
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| Quote (TalkIsCheap86) me and Betty-Blue always won no lie, but i still dont know if hes a she or a guy.
haha that's your best rhyme/joke right there, I miss betty-blue now I can still remember the first game I played against betty-blue.. I had some pubs and was still sorta pub checked the stats and betty had like 400 games + was like how the f did they play so much now it sounds like nothing lol, anyways it was betty-blue and david.palmer on the same team that game was my fastest last at the time.
betty-blue was so fun to talk to tho like half the time had no clue what he/she was saying stuff like this "ltes joiin htats gamee gusy :)" XD then something like "Oh mmys bad drunkin mess ruijght now.."
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