Let's share the stories of what we first encountered in HPMM-
My story: I played CHF alot, and I really wanted to join HPMM. So I switched from west to east, and entered 'clan hpmm'. Like all nubbies you see everyday, they ask, "can i be in clan". Well, the person who answered was Arctty (biggest l0ser ever lulz). As you can guess, Arctty declined. I asked for a test, and Arc said, "sorry i don't waste my time on noobs". And that was my first impression of HPMM. Thankfully I didn't give up, I realized that Arctty was the only wierdo in the clan XD. "It's not how many hours you put into it, but what you put into the hours."-Micheal Jordan "Be the change you wish to seek in the world"-Ghandi
played all west till chfg was disbanded, cheesy then invited me to edj and i found out about hpmm. i went east and joined after the lazy sham did 1/3 of the test and invited me(he "logged off" after because he "g2g", he was really logging onto an alt to play with xmon). so cheesy gave me a bad impression.
I started dating a guy who played warcraft and he said he had a clan on the game. Turns out it was bond and we have been in love and best friends since. He made me shammy right away,which made our love grow stronger. This was before Custom Hero Footies was ever made.
I started dating a guy who played warcraft and he said he had a clan on the game. Turns out it was bond and we have been in love and best friends since. He made me shammy right away,which made our love grow stronger. This was before Custom Hero Footies was ever made.
That about sums it up.
lmao funny shit
also DragonWarrior, nice impression of arc.. pretty accurate loll
i started off playing pokemon and then dragon warrior monsters. in a quest to get the strongest team ever, i decided to venture online. i then began using the internet more frequently. i stumbled across a game called runescape, in which my first character was named darkdrium. then i played the castle games by jagex on gamesdomain.com(before it was bought out by yahoo and eventually shutdown). went back to runescape a bit more, pked a bit and was exposed to diablo 2 while playing at school. some1 then brought in wc3 roc and we played the campaign in class. shortly later, we no longer played cs in drafting class and were all playing wc3. we had a couple lans and laughed at this one dude typing in "greedisgood 999999". shortly after beating 1 of the top 2 wc3 players in our class(who happened to play online alot) i decided to get the game for myself.
footies 3.8 4.2 5.4 in 5.4 i met sexicano and was like "Yo cool name, ese" so we became friends, got into wfe, left it and went to fn. played with alot of west clans, they were really good. goff was pretty much beast at 4.2, but sucked at everything else. then in fn we somehow got a hold of treechopper who had the map in his "control" and he added shit load recipes and new heros. fn was pretty good with the old set of players, it sucks now(ask matt, lol). then i quit for a while, got on east and played some ladder, ran into a couple ppl who recognized my same name. there was like no more foots 6. whatever anymore. there was this, i thought this would be a bad idea since u could get rigged builds(which were addressed with nerfing). i remember the 1st time i encountered the rune of shielding, i was srsly liek" WAT THE FUCK WHY WONT U FUCKING DIE!" and confused as to why my tank went from attacking the base to the tower. i've come across a couple edited maps in which the creator enables a cheat in which all teams are allies so they stop attacking unless u make them attack, and thought this was another example, realized it was invulnerable... accused them of cheating, heck i still have the replay saved as "hpmm cheat fags". i think it was against bond. anyways, i forgot who got me in with u guys(sorry) left after the whole nfag admin abuse issues. went to star, and here i am. o im listening to hip hop saved my life by lupe fiasco, that track is still raw.
half wall of text, lol
tl:dr,
HAI http://chf.ucoz.com/forum/71-3499-61942-16-1396993348
played all west till chfg was disbanded, cheesy then invited me to edj and i found out about hpmm. i went east and joined after the lazy sham did 1/3 of the test and invited me(he "logged off" after because he "g2g", he was really logging onto an alt to play with xmon). so cheesy gave me a bad impression.
Sorry bro, it's just I just have a fun life too attend too.
Hpmm. Well. Almost what, 3-4 years now since I first got into hpmm until I left (because being a clan with half of the membership as people I don't even play with or ever will, it's pointless). I started playing this game (chf) when it was the end of my highschool freshman year. Since it was summer, parties are great and shit, but when I wasn't partying or out of the house in general, I just sat down and played this. I was a huge 5.4 fanatic and was starting to get actually really good at it , then came in version 1.7. I wanted to check this out because it wasn't everyday we would see a custom footmen map. At first, I was clueless of what the content may have been. At first I liked the idea of the game but then actually playing it I was confused shitless. I lost my first game and thought "It's a good idea, but this won't deliver" so after that game I just stopped playing for about 2 months just spending time with friends, or anyone and doing what I love to do. After 2 months, I forgot how good of a game wc3 was, so I decided why the hell not play it right now. After I got on my chair, got into the warcraft application, signed into battle.net, custom games, the first thing I see on the list is 2.1 (this was also the first version I believe base pet was released) so I decided to play it again and see if anything changed after 5 versions. And man that game got me addicted to chf for nearly 2 years. Anyways when I first heard of hpmm. This one game almost 3 years ago, I thought I was one of the best figuring out cookie cutting aoe builds (nova and blizzard was mah thing back then) but then out of the blue, Bond, talkischeap, and cannon321 (I guarantee 90% of you have never met cannon but he was 8 years old and pretty fucking annoying...) join in the game at the exact same time. at first I was thinking "Imma fuck up the map creator" but then I had second doubts because I remembered back then a couple of games with talk (he was probably the best back then before fallen stepped into the spotlight) so we went ahead, and of course I went my default "signature" build, scroll and wards as well. And the outcome of that game??? Let's just say it was my first time experiencing anal, not very fun. However I did make the game last pretty long because back the channeling spell blizzard was the shit. Team 1's armies (bond talk and cannon) could not pass through my blizzard (YOU SHALL NOT PASS!) anywho They ended the game with an altar and they rushed me. After the game, I thought "holy fuck they are gods, I must learn their ways!'' I asked to join the clan, bond interrogated me (fucking creep) and thought I could set an example for the clan so yeah. I stayed in hpmm for 1.5 years, saw many players come and go, and new ones discover bond's "art". It was a fun ride, a shit ton of inhouses that showed how I could improve my game and how to avoid shit with the shit I chose but once the community started to turn into like a new generation, I decided "FUCK THIS" and have taken the route to be an internet degenerate. Well after that you all know the rest.
Playing partners (duo or team) consisted of: AAA_machine, tennisman22, ic3dt3a, Chris, Hm, Haseo, Fallen, Eiskalt90, cannon321 (unfortunately), talk (for abit), alex, 13ring it on, jst4x and the best for last xmon.
Hpmm all I gotta say is GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT TOGETHA BOYZ!!!!!
Wow I wrote a shit ton, I guess this is what a 10pm night with a fractured left leg is like.
I hate this n***a actin like jesus - SOUNDWAVES
You don't are pro - Adam_CZ
Message edited by Cheesy-Gordia - Saturday, 11-Feb-2012, 1:36 AM
This is my story of how i began to play this game:
Long long long ago, in a far distant land of Zezimas, I played something called RS (runescape). At the time, it was pretty popular and I was one of the top ranks in the WORLD (top 63 at the time). I was introduced by my friends who were lvl 40s. I wanted to top them all so in 1 day, I played 6 hrs resulting me to go lvl 74 <= wtf
Anywayz,, back to the story... I got bored of Runescape after 1.5 yrs so i asked my friends about other games They introduced me WARCRAFT.... (CHILLZ!) The first game i played was Footmen Frenzy (Fake Version) where there were GOD RACE(?) AND THE RICH RACE(?) anywwayz... i got addicted and played ONLY that game... others i tried and then failed...NOW BACK TO THE STORY
So one day i was looking for footmen frenzy (no bots at the time so I had to refresh list.. sometimes for 1 hr to play 15 minute game) I then found something called "CUSTOM HERO FOOTIES 1.6"blah blah blah. The CUSTOM stole my attention cause I remembered playing custom hero line wars and it was GREEAT!. Anywayz, I played the game and i remember me winning the first game (build was hex, lasso, treants) I played for 1 month and i had won in total of 2 games. I was so mad i quit....
After a few months, I came back and saw version 2.1 I played it... same story (lost this time 50 games out of 50)
So i quit AGAIN and came back after a while. This time version was 2.8 All i remember that version was GLITCHERS and DIVINE BUILDINGS <= didnt know about items. I was so mad i thought this game was full of hackers and left
So I quit and played again in v3.3 BORING!!!!!!
So I quit and came back in v3.4a This time, game was fun! But then... i saw flying (?) cannons EVERYWHERE in mass I thought at first that was the tower spell and tried using it... nope..useless Also, in ssd games, i saw towers were WAY op...so i left
I came back at 3.4b <= 2.8 weeks after playing first v3.4a OMFG IT WAS SO ADDICTING This was the time period i learned of clan and SOUNDWAVES <= BEST BEST BEST!!!!!!!! (i didnt know anyone else) and BIKINIANDPUNANI and 67uo and the rest...blah blah blah This was also the version i MET BOND009 IN GAME... I WAS SCREAMING IN CHATBOX LIKE A LITTLEE BABY! lol
every since... i kept playing...i guess now ......(well u know the story)
Added (2012-02-11, 1:58 AM) --------------------------------------------- BTW. Clan HPMM long ago was like PRO PLAYERS they almost NEVER lost (probably once out of a few hundred games)
all i remember now is that Clan HPMM wins 4 game out of 10 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lol i played warcraft when i was a kid on my windows then we got a mac and i didn't play it for like 3 years then i played again and played chf then came to chfg but then went to fn then when chfg was active i joined them. then when kenzensu took over i went to foot became shaman there then went to east and saw arctty again who i played with like a long time ago all the time before either of us were good or even talkers. then on east i tried to join hpmm then passed tests and met everyone but then bond never invited me so i joined in star then bond was like "why you join with them...." and i was like ill leave then you need to invite me so then he did then i joined hpmm and everything that happened since then has made no difference other then online buds.
lol my flaming career on forums started when i went to west and my first days on forums i flamed monster and we got in a flame war then we 1v1d and i beat him my first 1v1 even though he will complain he was "trying new strat" like thats my fault he lost. then he beat me then we both spammed the games all over the forums haha..... then w/e its all history
Okay so this is what happend to me: It all started cuz I used to play a game on Warcraft (the normal one without expansion) called footman wars pick your units I was a good at it and it was great You start with foots but u can buy powerfull creeps enstead of me like drags and sh,t... That's was 2-3 yrs ago Anyways , I went to a video games convention with a friend and saw this Warcraft expansion so I bought it The day I installed it I saw a game on the list with the word "custom" on it, and as I knew my fab Warcraft III game who was called footies custom or something like dat I joined
The first game I played was against some guy called AAA-machine (he became my friend with the time) And he totally kicked mah ass. So I spoke to him and asked how to join the clan because he told me that HPMM was the best clan of the game and that BOND009 who I saw in the loading screen was the chief So yeah, after playing many games I had met almost all the HPMM crew (only old members) And I couldn't win a single game so I decided I wanted to join clan so I could learn cuz the game was and still is awesome
I remember goin into the channel and the first thing I did was sayin : CAN I PLS GET IN THE CLAN? And some jackass named TheFallenOne told me : Of u wanna get in u have to respond to my question.... So I sed fuck yeah bring it on I can handle it And the fucker said something like: why did the chicken passed the road And the another guy called nycemt (who I actuality like playing with) said no noobs allowed
So I sayed like fuck them and I kept playing..... I met a really cool guy called I-connect who was a noobie so I teach him how to play and we became close friends But then summer came and I went to a summer camp I remember when I came back he had like 700 wins and 1000 games on bot or something like dat
Time passed and someday talk tested me connect and pinas and we all came in I've been in HPMM since then it's been like 2 yrs of Im right
I remember thinking i was pro when i first learned golemmin from sound then i remember some retardo saying "MASTAKILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" who went afk and i rage <= begining of my troll days. blame him
Ya...thats my story of how i began to golem and troll
Quote (Cheesy-Gordia)AAA_machine, tennisman22, ic3dt3a, Chris, Hm, Haseo, Fallen, Eiskalt90, cannon321 (unfortunately), talk (for abit), alex, 13ring it on This was a better time
First time i agree on alex and also.. remember when no one used aoe that much with ww? YA! These were the golden ages...remember ppl getting turtle instead of scroll?
Remember...Remember..the fifth of November <= WTF
PS: Some of these players still play Those would be: Tennisman22, ic3dt3a, Talk, Alex, 13ring.. i remember AAA_machine seen 6 months ago..does he still play? (rest in the list..DOESNT PLAY this game ANYMORE)
The first time I played Custom I had never played 5.4 before so I didn't have any idea about game. I picked BM (and dunno that I could -repick) and I took the spells he has in 5.4 (lol...). Then I liked this game and I think my 30 first games I always took WW. For a long time I played without adding bot to my friends cause I dunno it was possible (lol again) and I was waiting for a "Custom hero footies" in the list (at this time there was still Nevo bot hosting it). I played alot against Haseopkk, Tonedef and Beast313 (they were often teamed together). I used to suck for a long time, and got bad reputation with "GoD_FiRe.". Today I realize that I was the biggest pub ever who thinks he's pro. Then I stopped playing for 6 months and came back with FiRnEsS and then FirNesS. Now I'm not really respected but way more than before...
First time I entered in HPMM I may have been recruited by Cheesy but I'm not sure. It was with Godfire. I got kicked by Lizz cause she thought (and still thinks) that I was a noob. That's probably after this I stopped playing. When I came back I told cheesy I was God fire and he immediatly recruited me. It might be about 1 month before his sham got deleted.
I know a lot of people who left know, and even if I'm not really respected I have got a lot of friends (and also have pubs who suck me as sh1t but I think it's the same for everybody there).
So finally I'm an old player but I played a lot while being a unknown pub so most of you may not remember Flash-Fire, F-FiRe_MaStEr which were my accs before Godfire.
So that's my story, which is not the best, but that's mine.
Hpmm all I gotta say is GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT TOGETHA BOYZ!!!!!
^^ true this wayyy to many pubs are in clan and way to many of them are cocky and think they are pros so they won't even try to improve when someone tells them what to do.
guys the last time i even played chf was at least a month or longer ago the game blows now its not even cause of the game itself but cause of the players. any time i play i will most likely be with pubs the only time you aren't is if you party up with someone and then if you don't theirs always another stacked team. then if you are alone and you play the and jajajaj player with mh then its hard to win.
we've lost all the respectable players pretty much and all the potential players they've all been replaced with cocky sh!t heads
