lol wanted to pos the video but couldnt find it so here it is in script :P Survey Ladies: The Questions
Scene 1: At the top of the escalator
Survey Ladies: Would you like to take a survey?
Survey Lady 1: (the redhead): Do you eat beans?
Survey Lady 2: (the blonde): Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt*?
SL1: Do you eat beans with George Wendt?
SL2: Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
SL1: Do you eat beans at George Wendt movies?
SL2: Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?
SL1: How many beans do you eat in a George Wendt bean-eating movie?
SL2: How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?
Dot: Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey...
Yakko: It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.
Yakko and Dot: Mwah! (run off)
SL1: If you were a bean what kind of bean would you be?
(Wakko dragged away.)
SL2: Hey, we're not finished!
SL1: We'll have to start all over now!
(From escalator) Wakko: That was kind of fun!
Yakko: Yeah, like waiting in line at the DMV*.
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Scene 2: In dress shop (Judy Judy Judy)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
Yakko: No, we wouldn't. But he would! (pulls out Skullhead)
SL1: Do you eat beans?
SL2: Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt?
SL1: Do you eat beans with George Wendt?
SL2: Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
SL1: Do you eat beans at George Wendt movies?
(Skullhead shakes head till it falls off. He runs away.)
SLs: Invalid survey.
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Scene 3: In empty shop (Zipper World, Just Hangers, Body Suits)
(SLs pop out of cash register)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
Yakko: No. Would you like to take a hike? (slams cash register)
(From inside cash register) SL1: Maybe they don't like beans.
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Scene 4: In perfume shop (Fifi Le Fume's Perfume)
(SLs pop out of perfume bottle)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
Yakko: Never give up, do you?
SL1: We're persistent!
Yakko: Try using a better deodorant. (squeezes puff. SLs go back inside bottle)
(From inside bottle) SL2: Maybe they don't like George Wendt.
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Scene 5: Outside elevator
(Lift opens,revealing SLs.)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Aaaaaaah!
(They run away. Baby Plucky comes along.)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
BP: No.
(Presses elevator button. Elevator shoots down as SLs scream.)
BP: Elelator go down the hooole.
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Scene 6: In music shop (The Music Box)
(Dot opens music box. Reveals SLs rotating to music.)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
Dot: See, it's a running gag thing. I think everyone gets the idea now.
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Scene 7: In office
(Dr. Scratchansniff opens present. Inside box are SLs.)
SLs: Would you like to take a survey?
DrSns, Hello Nurse, Ralph and Plotz: Aaaaaaah!
(Run out the window with SLs in pursuit.)
SL1: Do you eat beans?
SL2: Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt?
SL1: Do you eat beans with George Wendt?
SL2: Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans....
(From window) Yakko: They don't know beans about surveys. Goodnight everybody! Mwah