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| DragonWarrior | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 8:47 PM | Message # 1 |
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| This is for Arcttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty!
since arctty obviously dislikes boring posts
Yo mama was so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama was so stupid she brought fruit punch to the World Cup
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only takes a shower after three periodsAdded (2011-09-22, 9:47 PM)
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Let's see what you guys got!
"It's not how many hours you put into it, but what you put into the hours."-Micheal Jordan
"Be the change you wish to seek in the world"-Ghandi
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| ItSoVeR9000 | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 8:48 PM | Message # 2 |
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| eat your heart out with this thread Arctty
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| a_chinese_kid | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 9:17 PM | Message # 4 |
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| 1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
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| Arctty | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 11:06 PM | Message # 5 |
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| I clicked this thinking "oh great another shitty thread" then I saw that it was dedicated to me and it offset the shittyness. I guess I am lukewarm on it at this point. Since I feel obligated to contribute:
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama is so mean that she has no standard deviation.
Yo mama is so ugly, that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle.
Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notationAdded (2011-09-23, 0:06 Am)
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wow, just realized we went to the same website and had a couple duplicate jokes, but I'll leave it, I don't care.
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| matt415 | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 11:28 PM | Message # 6 |
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| Yo mama so fat her baby pictures were taken via satellite.
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| ItSoVeR9000 | Date: Thursday, 22-Sep-2011, 11:50 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Quote (matt415) Yo mama so fat her baby pictures were taken via satellite.
which is gonna fall tomorrow 
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| LittleB | Date: Friday, 23-Sep-2011, 11:39 AM | Message # 8 |
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| Yo mama so fat, her picture needs to be taken by google earth.
Yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, becauses shes worldwide
was gonna post more but u guys took my lines
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| Arctty | Date: Friday, 23-Sep-2011, 12:55 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Quote (MASTA_K1LLA) Yo mama so fat that monster lols at her
Laughed at this one
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| DragonWarrior | Date: Friday, 23-Sep-2011, 6:57 PM | Message # 10 |
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| Quote (Arctty) Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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Either you copied mine, or our BRILLIANT minds think alike
"It's not how many hours you put into it, but what you put into the hours."-Micheal Jordan
"Be the change you wish to seek in the world"-Ghandi
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| a_chinese_kid | Date: Friday, 23-Sep-2011, 8:12 PM | Message # 11 |
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| Quote (Arctty) wow, just realized we went to the same website and had a couple duplicate jokes, but I'll leave it, I don't care.
and who didn't get theres from online...? mine is numbered wtf do you think i looked up
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| LittleB | Date: Saturday, 24-Sep-2011, 12:08 PM | Message # 12 |
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| mastas yo mama made my day, but i didnt unstand that i could play hide in seek in vagina lol, is it cuz im '''Little''B ?
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| Master-Hero | Date: Saturday, 24-Sep-2011, 12:56 PM | Message # 13 |
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| Killa's are the most funniest 
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| Hash | Date: Saturday, 24-Sep-2011, 1:06 PM | Message # 14 |
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| I agree with you Master, although I don't really like the "Yo Mama' jokes!
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| LittleB | Date: Saturday, 24-Sep-2011, 2:13 PM | Message # 15 |
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| Quote (Hash) don't really like the "Yo Mama' jokes!
Oh yea? well
Yo Mama:
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