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THE DREAM TEAM IS NOW RECRUITING!
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| JST4X | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 9:25 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Hello
friends, fans, haters, and those of you who don't give a shit about competitive
CHF. I, the legendary J.ST4X, am posting on behalf of The Dream Team to let you
know that we are currently holding tryouts for tDT. We are seeking to add 1-2
new members to our squad.
Why is tDT
looking to add new members, you ask? Well, lately our team has sort of started
to fall apart. We took a 6 month hiatus from CHF in order to try out a new game
called "outside", but suffice to say we were disappointed by the
shitty graphics, poor gameplay, and overpopulated servers. So now we are back
to good ol' CHF. Unfortunately, while Cyray and I are fairly active, xMon and
Cheesy do not play CHF very often and Legal_Life has quit the game. So if we
want to maintain our title as "Greatest Of All Time" we need at least
one more member so we can start practicing and coming up with pro strats again
(so that we can rape Cou's try hard mass rats mass golems mass pool mass shaman
donation mass vengeance f$#*@$ b@#$()%).
Requirements:
1. Decent APM (minimum 100, ideally 150+)
2. Knowledge of basic wc3 micro, control groups, hotkeys, etc.
3. Some CHF experience (but we will help you improve your skills so don't worry about this
one too much)
4. Skype with working microphone and speakers
5. MOST IMPORTANTLY: BEING ONLINE AT LEAST 10 HOURS A WEEK, PREFERABLY MORE THOUGH! It
is simply not possible for us to train you to be a top pro unless you are
extremely active. Lately tDT has been taking CHF pretty casually but if we want
to stay the best, we have to start practicing more often.
6. Willingness to learn and an eager, open-minded, determined attitude
7. Intelligence (yes Adam I am referring to you)
Optional:
1. Ability to talk trash as this is the tDT way of life
2. Ability to handle the pressures of stardom (including, but not limited to, constantly
being talked about on the forums, having every game you lose being posted on
the mexican's facebook page, people whispering you in game asking you for
autographs, fans swapping you to their team, people crying about your perfect
ELO, people being afraid to solo you, etc.)
3. A good sense of humor but also a willingness to take CHF seriously and pwn noobs. At
the end of the day CHF is just a game, but if you're going to play, why not
play to win?
Applications
are now open please leave your responses in the thread below. Thank you!
Message edited by JST4X - Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 9:29 AM |
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| Osetinas7171 | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 2:13 PM | Message # 2 |
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| I want to offer "mrdarkdevil" as a candidate because he good and fast learning.
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| a_chinese_kid | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 4:04 PM | Message # 3 |
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| - sent via iphone Added (2013-08-20, 5:04 PM)
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wish I had more time, i know I could have come up with something so much better. There is just so much potential
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| ic3dt3a | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 4:06 PM | Message # 4 |
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| i nominate adam_cz, if u give him a chance, he may be able to learn + he's really good at stacking
http://chf.ucoz.com/forum/71-3499-61942-16-1396993348
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| a_chinese_kid | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 7:25 PM | Message # 5 |
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| Quote (ic3dt3a) i nominate adam_cz, if u give him a chance, he may be able to learn + he's really good at stacking
http://bit.ly/17IwwIW
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| ic3dt3a | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 7:29 PM | Message # 6 |
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| Quote (a_chinese_kid) Quote (ic3dt3a) i nominate adam_cz, if u give him a chance, he may be able to learn + he's really good at stacking but is he capable of passing the final exam? http://bit.ly/17IwwIW
no need, as long as one of them maphacks, they are using skype after all. they did not put a certain language as a requirement either.
bonus points for adam_cz include:
he leaves when a potential threat or any good players enter lobby
he really isnt liked much
chf is his life
http://chf.ucoz.com/forum/71-3499-61942-16-1396993348
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| O_o]-PrincipV | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 8:00 PM | Message # 7 |
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|  I think you will have more candidate in mexican facebook" gl^_^
Call Me Messi I was The ex Best Player
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| SOUNDWAVES | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 8:07 PM | Message # 8 |
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| tdt_Adam lmao
btw what is mexican facebook?
Rest in Peace Rookies
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| O_o]-PrincipV | Date: Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013, 8:23 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Quote (SOUNDWAVES) btw what is mexican facebook?   QQ jedi cou
Call Me Messi I was The ex Best Player
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| mcw[STAR] | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 3:18 AM | Message # 10 |
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| LULS
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someone good play vs me
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is donation the most popular strat right now...
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| attackers2012 | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 3:25 AM | Message # 11 |
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| lol we beat u against ur fucking golems O_o
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| mcw[STAR] | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 3:42 AM | Message # 12 |
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| "we" nuff said.. i lost to your guys fucking dono with pub team.. luls i bet you had fun sitting in your base the entire game scurred while i killed everyone else
5th edit..
i didnt see any rules saying it was "illegal to steal runes" like u bitched
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| mehrquack | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 3:51 AM | Message # 13 |
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| Your god mehrquack waits for a answer , sound
Or should should i give u less food ?
Being proud to be not an average"chf ucozer"
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| attackers2012 | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 4:12 AM | Message # 14 |
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| ARE u moron there is a thing name shokwave . why no use shokwave oh I see u was busy for having fun to killing noobs why u think some1 may have dono . don't excuse faggot why u think u are pro u are noob AND ur team pub byt I don't think u are better then any pub . QQ when lose lol
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| mcw[STAR] | Date: Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013, 5:15 AM | Message # 15 |
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| relax play me again then. you got carried by ur friend who sat next to u in base entire mid to late game untill i left cuz i knew we had 0 aoe. u had no uk or hk. and u didnt need to. gg wp. i was only able to counter one of you two from the start, so i got anti magic shield for your cold strike storm bolt build. u boasted hard about how u are admin and threatened to ban when i stole ur rune. claiming it was illegal play.
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